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New Moan: The Twishite Saga - A Parody by Stephfordy Mayo in Choa Chu Kang Avenue 4, North Singapore for sale

New Moan: The Twishite Saga - A Parody by Stephfordy

Summary: "I want to bite you, Heffa. I want to bite you very hard. I'll be gentle, I promise. If you really loved me, you'd let me."
Heffa Lump is just a typical pale 17-year-old who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty, and needs to grow up and get a life. Fortunately, the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence specializes in helping characters from kids’ books cross over into adult fiction. Unfortunately, she’s distracted from her attempts to leave adolescence behind when she meets Teddy Kelledy—an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, is super-strong, and never goes out in daylight. Could he just maybe be a vampire? (Hint: totally.) Soon, Heffa finds herself harassed by supernatural forces on all sides. Will she be able to narrate herself out of danger? Will Teddy learn that being with a girl doesn't always have to be about biting? And what will happen when the New Moan rises? A tale of first love, painful longing, and even more painful pointy teeth, New Moan is a hilarious parody of the phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga.(https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6897432-new-moan?ac=1)
Condition: Good, bought new, hardback
Self-collection (subject to convenience)
√ Free meet up at Choa Chu Kang MRT area
√ S$1 charge for other areas (within SG)
Shipping
√ Standard local Mail – S$1.50
√ Registered Mail – additional S$2.24 (total = S$3.74)
Priority/Overseas Mail – contact seller directly to discuss arrangements
Items will be shipped out 1-3 days after order is confirmed and payment has been made.
Payment
√ Cash upon self-collection
√ Bank transfer (DBS/POSB)